legolasy:

ok imagine an au where sauron is a grumpy house cat 

legolasy:

ok imagine an au where sauron is a grumpy house cat 

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smokeloud-insilence:

foreverlovee-vee:

dynastylnoire:

bruh, I’m not firing her with nothing. Y’all are wild acting like your mom will let you defend yourself and shit.

Just because of the comment 👍

lmao right !

smokeloud-insilence:

foreverlovee-vee:

dynastylnoire:

bruh, I’m not firing her with nothing. Y’all are wild acting like your mom will let you defend yourself and shit.

Just because of the comment 👍

lmao right !

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tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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wrotten:

breakinbud:

cheese eggs 

it’s actually liquid sulphur but good guess

wrotten:

breakinbud:

cheese eggs 

it’s actually liquid sulphur but good guess

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femmewitch:

florencewelchismyreligion:

Florence and the Machine - Stay With Me (Sam Smith cover)
[live @ Orange Warsaw Festival 06.14.2014] xx

This is out of this world. 

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arrafrost:

hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool:

I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document

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Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start

I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here

Six people are dead

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beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

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eclecticwiccan:

IMPORTANT

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rinchannow:

i cant believe blues clues finally got its own anime

rinchannow:

i cant believe blues clues finally got its own anime

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bootyfulbounty:

☯✞ Follow for more soft cheese ✞☯

bootyfulbounty:

☯✞ Follow for more soft cheese ✞☯

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zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

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mnrva:

voreing:

here’s a video of an armadillo playing if youve never seen that before

!!!!!!!

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ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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